Stornoway Nursery Rhymes (Part 1 of Many)

13 09 2013

Oranges and Sermons

‘Organs that rumble’ said the bells of St Columba
‘Guitars and drum patterns’ said the great bell of Martin’s
‘No guitar or drum beat’ said the bells on Kenneth Street
‘Just psalms from precentor’ rang the Continuing dissenter
‘We’ve a tape on repeat’ said the bells of St Pete
‘There’s not even bells to see’ said the church of FP
Here comes the Minister to send you to bed
Unless there’s a schism & the congregation has fled.

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